1. They have both been around for way too long.

2. They haven’t done anything since the Bush administration.

3. I’m not a fan of either.

4. I don’t understand what they do in their careers.  One has something to do with a photograph, and the other claims to have talent…

I think that’s it..

What are the requirements to be a pace car driver?  Better yet, what are the requirements for a pace car?  I would love to drive a pace car, but I would also like to own one.  Don’t get me wrong I love my Dodge Journey (on a side note, it is NOT a mini van), but I would love to have a second vehicle that is rather sporty.  I think it would be fun to have a Chrysler Crossfire, but I have been told it is an old man’s sports car…  But, I don’t care.. I still goes faster than Buick LeSabre!

So, I will wait a couple of decades until I can afford a Crossfire.  By that time I will have gray hair and vanity plates.  And, GM will bring back the Buick LeSabre (and if we are luck they will also bring back the Pontiac Aztec).

I’m not a chess master.  I think I can count on one hand how many chess games I have won, but I love it!  I’m good at coming up with new tactics that most seasoned chess players find to be absurd.   I love the fine fettle, it is how I open 59.6% of my chess games.  I have lost 100% of those games..!

All in all I consider chess to be the finest athletic event of our time.  Marching band and wiffle ball come in second and third place respectively.

Yeah, I could be one…  All you have to do is show up for the game, say a few things, and you’re done.  Come to think of it, that’s a lot like how I played football in 5th grade.